"Those bitches are on fire!"

Erica and Milkshake Go To the End-Up After Last Call and They Are Wasted
by: Milkshake Moure

act 1-Outside Tunnel Top
Erica: "Omigod! Let's go to the End-Up!"
Milkshake: "Of all of the things we are gonna do right now, going to the End-Up is not one of them."

act 2-At the End-Up
E: "Omigod this place is crazy! Look at all these freakin' tired-ass men! Look at all the heffers! This is freakin' great!"
M: "Actually yeah. I'll have to concurr, this is freakin' awesome. Like...dude, check this out. HEY! HEY YOU RIGHT THERE!"
Abercrombie Nick: "Me? Hey. Sup. I'm Nick."
M: "Yeah, whatever. Go get me a Red Bull.
AN: [sarcastically] "Just one?"
M: *makes out with Abercrombie Nick and grabs his package* "Well, you gotta get one for Erica too."
AN: "K. What's your name?"
M: "Dude. Red Bull. Now.
E: "Who's this guy?"
M: "Dude, just some guy who's getting us some Red-Bull."
E: "Tight. HEY! HEY YOU! ARE YOU GAY?"

act 3-Still At the End-Up
E: "Omigod, Miranda! This is my gay boyfriend! He's so FREAKIN' beautiful!"
Gay Boyfriend: "Hey, Miranda, yeah?"
M: "Yup. Hey, this is the hot indie boy I've been making out with."
E: "What's his name?"
M: "I don't know."
Hot Indie Boy: "Hey, I'm Eric."
M: "Whatever. Let's make out."
HIB: "Cool."
M: *gets a tap on her shoulder while making out with Hot Indie Boy*
AN: "Uh...hey. I got your Red Bull" *holds out a Red Bull to Milkshake*
HIB: "Who's this guy?"
AN: "Who's this guy?"
M: "I think you're both forgetting the really important thing here...ONE? You only got ONE? Where's Erica's?" *Milkshake takes the Red Bull and makes out with Hot Indie Boy again*
E: "Oh my god, you forgot my Red Bull? HEY! GAY BOYFRIEND! Go get me a Red Bull!"
M: "Hey, Indie Boy, You're cute and all, but see that guy over there?"
HIB: "That Nick guy?"
M: "No, THAT Guy." *Milkshake points at hot guy*
HIB: "Yeah."
M: "Yeah, he's hotter. Thanks though."
HIB: "Well, who's your friend?"
E: "WHERE'S MY GAY BOYFRIEND!"
[fin]

--M